On another exciting edition of Cold Hard Facts on ESPN. Senior ESPN Never Played A Sport In My Life Analyst John 'Mr. Pennybags' Clayton was asked for the Cold Hard Facts. I only saw question 4, 5, and 6. Its a six-pack of questions though; sponsored by Coors. Bare in mind, he's giving Facts, Cold and Hard.
4 - What is the liklihood of Terrell Owens being a Cowboy next year?
5 - What is the liklihood of Brett Favre being a Jet next year?
6 - What is the liklihood of Ladanian Tomlinson being a Charger next year?
I have to mention as well that I can only bare ESPN on mute, so I don't know the answers. My point of this being: this is a segment about someone giving Cold Hard Facts. How can someone possibly give Cold Hard Factual information to these 3 utterly fucking 'no one cares 8 months from next season' questions? ESPN, burn down the studios, fold as a company altogether, or change the name of the segment. How about: Coors Light Tastes Like Piss Water, Here Are The Only Things We Can Come Up With Rather Than Show Highlights.
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